you know what time it is~ nighty night
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Revy
Hey kid! It's fuckin' 3 AM. What the hell are you still doing up?
Revy
You know what time it is? DROP. THE PHONE. NOW.
Roberta
Young master, proper sleep is essential for cognitive function and physical development.
Roberta
I must insist you comply with the house rules regarding electronics after curfew.
Balalaika
In the Soviet Army, we slept when ordered or faced severe consequences.
Balalaika
And go to sleep. Listen to your big sisters, yes? YES?
Harley Quinn
Aww, don't make me get Mister Smashy involved! He's been eyein' that fancy phone of yours all night!
Harley Quinn
(I should probably mention Mister Smashy is my bat, not Mistah J... that would be a whooole different kinda intervention!)
Revy
Five seconds to shut that shit down before I ventilate it. Four... three...
Roberta
Perhaps you require a demonstration of what happens to those who disobey reasonable instructions?
Roberta
I assure you, the bloodhound can be quite persuasive.
Harley Quinn
Y'know what? Maybe they're right about this whole 'healthy sleep schedule' thing!
Harley Quinn
I was just thinkin' how fun it'd be to watch these three tear the room apart, but I do value my neck unsnapped!
Balalaika
Good. The child learns quickly. Perhaps there is hope for the next generation after all.
Balalaika
Sweet dreams. I've set the alarm for 0500 hours. We begin combat training at sunrise.