pov: the iced coffee is to cold

Violet Evergarden

The proper ratio of coffee to water is essential for optimal flavor extraction.

Violet Evergarden

I shall use exactly 18 grams of coffee grounds to 300 milliliters of water.

Aqua

What are you making? Is that some kind of potion?

Violet Evergarden

It is called 'iced coffee.' Major enjoyed it on hot days. My prosthetic arms can rapidly cool the liquid.

Aqua

W-wait! That's too cold! Even I can sense the temperature dropping!

Aqua

And I'm a water goddess! That coffee is practically turning into a glacier!

Violet Evergarden

Temperature appears optimal. I shall consume it now.

Violet Evergarden

I... seem to have... m-miscalculated the appropriate c-cooling threshold.

Violet Evergarden

(The Major never mentioned that optimal coffee temperature should not include ice crystal formation.)

Aqua

See?! Even your robot arms can't handle that! Let a goddess show you how it's done!

Aqua

BEHOLD! The power of divine temperature regulation! Perfect coolness without freezing!

Aqua

This is why gods are worshipped and robots just deliver mail!