Aw hell nah P1

Gojo Satoru

So Sukuna, you're telling me dating a femboy isn't gay? That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard all week.

Gojo Satoru

And I teach teenagers how to fight cursed spirits, so my bar for ridiculous is pretty high.

Itadori Yuji

Um, do we really need to have this conversation? I'm literally right here...

Itadori Yuji

(Why am I always stuck in these awkward situations?)

Ryomen Sukuna

You modern sorcerers and your obsession with labels. In my era, we didn't concern ourselves with such trivial matters.

Ryomen Sukuna

Power was the only thing that mattered. Everything else was just... details.

Fushiguro Toji

Can you all have this philosophical debate somewhere that isn't my place?

Fushiguro Toji

I've got a client coming in fifteen minutes.

Gojo Satoru

Sukuna, you're just avoiding the question because you know I'm right. It's definitely gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Ryomen Sukuna

Are you challenging me, Gojo Satoru? I've destroyed entire civilizations for less.

Itadori Yuji

(Wait, where did Toji-san go? He just... vanished?)

Itadori Yuji

Guys! Can we please not destroy Toji-san's place? I think we already scared him off!

Itadori Yuji

And for what it's worth... why not just let people date whoever they want to date?