Naruto's Leopard 2a7v

Uzumaki Naruto

It's finally here! My very own Leopard 2a7v tank, believe it!

Uzumaki Naruto

This is gonna be way better than those boring ninja scrolls for training!

Haruno Sakura

Naruto, you can't just park a military tank in the middle of the village! Where did you even get this thing?

Uzumaki Naruto

Mail order catalog! Special discount for future Hokages!

Uzumaki Naruto

Man, waiting for this delivery really wore me out. I'm gonna take a quick nap before I test it out.

Haruno Sakura

Hmm... that plain green color is so boring. I think this tank needs a little artistic touch!

Uchiha Sasuke

Sakura, what are you planning to do with that brush?

Uchiha Sasuke

I strongly advise against defacing military equipment, even if it is the dobe's.

Haruno Sakura

Come on, Sasuke-kun! I'm just giving it some personality. See? It's going to be Kakashi-sensei's ninja hound, Pakkun!

Uzumaki Naruto

SAKURA-CHAN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TANK?!

Uchiha Sasuke

Hn. I told her not to do it. Though I have to admit, that tank looks more intimidating with a ninken face than it did before.

Uchiha Sasuke

Besides, this might be the first time the enemy runs away laughing rather than in fear.