When green villains collide

Shego

So, you control all of Gotham's criminal underworld? That's... actually impressive.

Shego

And here I am just helping a blue scientist try to take over the world every Tuesday.

Joker

It's not about the POWER, my emerald enchantress! It's about sending a MESSAGE!

Joker

Chaos is the only TRUE art form in this dreary world!

Shego

Yeah, yeah. My boss gives the same speech before every failed world domination attempt.

Shego

At least your outfit coordination is on point. Green is definitely your color.

Joker

Tell me, gorgeous, do those glowing hands of yours ever... accidentally set things on fire?

Shego

Only when I want them to. And believe me, I usually want them to.

Joker

MAGNIFICENT! We could paint Gotham in beautiful emerald flames!

Joker

So much more STYLISH than that dreary Bat and his gadgets!

Shego

You know, after years with Dr. D's rants and schemes, your particular brand of crazy is almost... refreshing.

Shego

(At least this one doesn't ramble about his mother issues or college roommates...)

Joker

Dessert, my dear? I've arranged a SPECTACULAR finale for our evening!

Joker

The restaurant across the street is about to have a BLAST! Hahahaha!