movie night ruined Followed by alcoholism

Spider-Man

So I was thinking we could watch the Rush Hour trilogy tonight. Classic buddy cop action with Jackie Chan!

Spider-Man

What do you all think? I've got Disney+ pulled up and ready to go!

Morgana

Is that really the sophisticated entertainment we're going with tonight? I was hoping for something with a bit more... artistic merit.

Morgana

Though I suppose anything is better than those superhero movies you keep making us watch.

Yang Xiao Long

Boooooring! Let's watch something with explosions! Big ones!

Yang Xiao Long

What about that robot movie? You know, the one with the... the things that transform? Punching robots!

Juri Han

I vote for The Punisher. Something with a little bite to it.

Juri Han

These fruity cocktails need some balance... like watching someone get what they deserve.

Morrigan Aensland

My, my, such strong opinions over simple entertainment. In the demon world, we just conjure whatever visions please us.

Morrigan Aensland

Though I must admit, human cinema has its... charms. Especially when it causes such delightful conflicts.

Spider-Man

Okay, okay! We can take a vote! But maybe we should cut off the drinks first?

Spider-Man

(I just wanted a normal movie night. Why did I invite interdimensional beings again?)

Morgana

As the only sober one here besides Spider-Man, I declare we compromise with a martial arts film!

Morgana

And no, Yang, 'punching robots' is not a film genre!

Juri Han

Too slow, cat. I'm making the executive decision.

Juri Han

Spider-Boy, your webbing can't save your precious Rush Hour trilogy now!