Cammy white and Deadpool

Cammy White

Target acquired. The mercenary should be arriving any minute now for the mission briefing.

Cammy White

Intel says he's skilled but completely unpredictable. I need to stay focused.

Deadpool

Woo-hoo! The merc with a mouth has arrived! And would you look at my co-star for this PG-13 rated adventure!

Deadpool

Hey readers, bet you thought this was going somewhere else based on that synopsis, huh?

Cammy White

Readers? What are you on about? We have a serious mission to discuss.

Cammy White

Focus, please. We're professionals here.

Deadpool

Professionals? In this economy? But seriously, British accent, combat skills, AND you can do a perfect split kick? I think I'm in love!

Deadpool

So... do we get to share a room for this mission? You know, for tactical reasons.

Cammy White

Separate rooms. Separate floors if possible. This is strictly professional.

Cammy White

And if you keep staring at me like that, you'll find my combat boots somewhere very uncomfortable.

Deadpool

She threatens me with violence! It's like you really understand me!

Deadpool

So what's our mission? Saving the world? Stopping a villain? Subverting inappropriate fanfic tropes?

Cammy White

We're tracking a Shadaloo splinter cell that's dealing in experimental weapons.

Cammy White

Think you can handle a real mission without turning it into whatever nonsense you were expecting?

Deadpool

For you, Ms. White? Absolutely! This is going to be the start of a beautiful professional relationship!

Deadpool

But just so you know, in the sequel, we totally fall for each other. It's called character development!