Peter Drunk shenanigans and escapade

Yagami Light

Brian, I need to tell you something rather... unexpected.

Yagami Light

It seems your friend Peter and Lady Tsunade have had too much to drink and are causing quite a scene upstairs.

Brian Griffin

Wait, what? Peter and who? The ninja woman with the strength of a hundred men?

Brian Griffin

Oh god, please tell me they're not in MY room.

Peter Griffin

Holy crap, Brian! Lois is gonna frickin' kill me!

Peter Griffin

I may have made a teeny tiny mistake with the lady ninja with the, you know, the biggest hehehehe... you know what I'm sayin'!

Brian Griffin

Peter, you're married. What were you thinking? And with a legendary ninja, no less!

Brian Griffin

How did you even meet Lady Tsunade? This makes absolutely no sense.

Peter Griffin

Brian! Brian! Listen to me! I'll give you $80 million from this briefcase I got from some Mexican fellas if you don't tell Lois!

Peter Griffin

Those cartel guys won't miss it, I promise! Just help me out here, buddy!

Tsunade

*hic* Is this what passes for sake in this dimension? It barely has any kick to it.

Tsunade

Peter, I thought you said you were taking me to the Chunin exams, not some bizarre family gathering.

Yagami Light

How interesting. I wonder how many names I should write in my notebook tonight?

Yagami Light

(This is the perfect distraction while I create my new world. No one suspects the exchange student.)

Brian Griffin

Peter, that's a briefcase full of Monopoly money with "Drug Money" written on it in crayon.

Brian Griffin

And Tsunade, I think it's best if you go home before Lois returns from her book club. Trust me, you don't want to see that confrontation.