ling is mad as hell

Ling Xiaoyu

Jin Kazama! How could you? I found out what happened between you and Nina last night!

Ling Xiaoyu

We were supposed to be planning our wedding!

Kazama Jin

Xiaoyu, I made a terrible mistake. I had too much to drink and—

Ling Xiaoyu

Save it! I already called someone to deal with you. Someone who knows how to handle cheaters.

Nina Williams

Well, this is awkward. I didn't realize you two were engaged. Not that it would have changed anything.

Deadpool

HELLO EVERYBODY! I heard someone ordered a mercenary with a side of relationship counseling?

Deadpool

Gotta say, this crossover episode is WAY spicier than I expected!

Kazama Jin

Who are you? How did you get in here?

Deadpool

Listen up, Devil Gene boy! When you play the game of hearts, you win or you die. Or in this case, you get a stern talking-to from yours truly!

Deadpool

Also, pro tip: hotel minibar prices are CRIMINAL. No wonder you made bad decisions!

Ling Xiaoyu

I just wanted him to learn a lesson, not destroy the entire hotel...

Ling Xiaoyu

Maybe hiring a fourth-wall-breaking mercenary wasn't my best idea.