This is unholy, jfc

Sonic the Hedgehog

This place is even weirder than Eggman's bases! Gotta find a way out before—

Sonic the Hedgehog

Whoa! Did that wall just... laugh at me?

Billy Kid

Partner, I've seen some strange stuff in my time, but nothin' quite like this funhouse.

Billy Kid

My guns ain't much use against laughin' architecture!

Kojima Kirie

Great. I was just about to beat some sense into Yukinari when THIS happened.

Kojima Kirie

When I find whoever's responsible, they'll wish they never messed with physics!

Gorgon Medusa

The fear levels are rising beautifully. These subjects are perfect for harvesting.

Gorgon Medusa

The hedgehog's chaos energy signature is particularly... interesting.

Joker

Oh, look at them scurry about! Like lab rats in a maze designed by Escher!

Joker

The cowboy's trying to shoot shadows, the girl's ready to punch reality, and the blue blur can't outrun confusion! HA HA HA!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Hey, Billy! Kirie! I think I've figured it out — this place feeds on our fear!

Sonic the Hedgehog

We need to stay calm and... wait, is that clown music?

Gorgon Medusa

Time for phase two. Let's see how they handle... the gravity shift.

Joker

Why so serious, Medusa? Science is all about having FUN with your test subjects!

Joker

Let's add some REAL chaos to your controlled experiment! *presses big red button*