lmao this dumb as hell

James

Welcome to McDonald's #404, where we serve... um... reality-bending deals and dimensional delights?

James

Why does this always happen during MY shift?

Anya Forger

Anya wants a Happy Meal! With extra happiness!

Anya Forger

(This man is thinking about hiding something shiny in his pocket... a cosmic coupon?)

Xemnas

Fascinating... a realm of nourishment where hearts gather. I shall partake in your... McFlurry. Do you accept payment in the currency of darkness?

Bubbles

Oooh! Look at all the little toys! They're so cute! Can I have the rainbow one?

Bubbles

But I left my allowance in Townsville...

Jing Yuan

I sense cosmic disturbances in this establishment. The Cloud Knights would never approve of such... mysterious sustenance.

Jing Yuan

Tell me, servant of this realm, what trials must we overcome to secure provisions?

James

I'm sorry, but we don't accept interdimensional currency! Corporate policy!

James

The employee handbook doesn't cover this scenario! Where's Jessie when I need her?!

Anya Forger

Anya finds the secret coupon! Waku waku!

James

W-wait! That's not a regular coupon! It's the legendary—

James

I should have stayed with Team Rocket... at least getting blasted off again came with health insurance.