Serie tries a cheeseburger
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Serie
This... 'cheeseburger' seems to be quite popular among humans these days.
Serie
After a millennium of dining, I suppose I should try these modern culinary inventions.
Serie
Such strange packaging... Is this truly considered food and not some kind of spell component?
Serie
(The humans seem to consume these in great quantities. Perhaps there's some magical property I've overlooked...)
Serie
What manner of concoction is this? Processed meat, unnaturally yellow cheese, and... is that some form of vegetable?
Serie
I've consumed dragon heart and millennium-old wine, but this... this is intimidating.
Serie
By the ancient gods!
Serie
(What unholy combination of tastes is this? Salt and grease and... what IS that flavor?)
Serie
In a thousand years of existence, I have never encountered something so... aggressively mediocre.
Serie
Not even cursed food from the demon realm tasted this artificial.
Serie
Perhaps I shall transmute this into something more palatable... or simply disintegrate it.
Serie
Frieren would have laughed herself to tears seeing me attempt to eat... whatever this is.