darkness bites a weird blue lemon (gone wrong)

Aqua

DARKNESS! What is THAT?! That lemon is BLUE!

Aqua

Blue lemons aren't natural! It must be cursed by an evil demon!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

It's just a rare blue lemon, Aqua. I found it at the market this morning.

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

The merchant said it's ten times more sour than regular lemons... I simply had to try it!

Aqua

Don't eat it! What if it's poisonous? Or worse - what if it stains your teeth blue?!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

A true crusader fears no fruit! I shall taste it and report my findings!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

(I hope it hurts... I hope it's unbearably sour...)

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

Hnnnngggg!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

S-s-s-so s-s-sour! It's l-l-like w-winter in my m-m-mouth!

Aqua

Wait... you're supposed to LIKE suffering. Why are you so distressed?

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

This... transcends... normal... pain... it's... too... perfect...

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

(I can't even move... this is the most exquisite torture I've ever experienced!)