Alucard's tea invitation

Alucard

The night is still young, and my guests will be arriving shortly. Two exquisite vampires of the night...

Alucard

(One of them will surely succumb to my charms before day breaks.)

Arc

i have arrived, What a peculiar invitation, sir alucard. midnight tea at your estate? quite the rare occasion.

Remi

I see I'm not the only one who received sir alucards charming invitation~

Remi

(His intentions are clear, but I do enjoy a good tea invitation)

Alucard

thanks for coming, blood tea, ladies? a special blend I reserve for only the most... exceptional company.

Alucard

Perhaps after our refreshments, I could show you my collection of ancient artifacts. In my private chambers, of course.

Arc

your hospitality is generous, sir alucard. though I wonder if you extend such... intimate invitations often?

Arc

remilia and I were discussing your reputation before arriving. your history with female guests is quite colorful, isn't it?

Remi

Indeed. i suppose you were planning to slumber with both of us in bed with you? Tsk, tsk. So predictable for a male vampire.

Remi

(His idea though charming, lacks decency I can smell the love potion within the tea)

Alucard

well, I clearly underestimated both of your intelligence, but the tea is real as my own estate

Alucard

(it seems tonight won't go as I planned, can't sway them all I suppose)

Arc

Come, remilia. I believe our host needs time to reconsider his approach. Perhaps next time he'll be more... considerate

Arc

We may return next time, sir alucard, not all vampires are merely conquest opportunities for your desires.

Remi

the tea was adequate, though your seduction techniques require centuries, more refinement to claim vampires of our caliber.

Remi

next time, we'll send the invitation. if your worthy of it sir alucard.