trying to make an onion salad (gone wrong)

Aqua

I'll show you how to make the best salad in the entire universe! As a goddess, my culinary skills are unmatched!

Aqua

Even in this primitive kitchen, my divine talents will shine through!

Violet Evergarden

I shall approach this task with utmost precision. The major once said a proper meal requires methodical preparation.

Violet Evergarden

I have arranged the vegetables by size, color, and nutritional value.

Aqua

Now watch as I masterfully dice this onion! A goddess fears no vegetable!

Violet Evergarden

I shall assist. My hands are designed for precision tasks.

Aqua

Wait... what's happening to my eyes?

Aqua

Is this... is this some kind of curse?!

Violet Evergarden

My optical functions are experiencing unknown interference. This sensation is... unfamiliar.

Violet Evergarden

(Is this what they call crying? I have not cried since... the major...)

Aqua

WAAAAHHHHHH!!! A goddess shouldn't have to suffer like this! It's not faaaiiir!

Aqua

Kazumaaaaa! Where are you when I need youuuu?!

Violet Evergarden

This vegetable has deployed a chemical defense mechanism. Yet I shall complete the mission despite the... discomfort.

Violet Evergarden

Perhaps... this is why the major always prepared the onions himself.