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Sonic the Hedgehog

Hey Shads! Thanks for finally agreeing to hang out!

Sonic the Hedgehog

I thought you'd never slow down enough for a date!

Shadow the Hedgehog

This is NOT a date. It's a strategic meeting to discuss our... common interests.

Shadow the Hedgehog

(Why did I agree to this again? And why am I wearing this ridiculous outfit?)

Sonic the Hedgehog

Common interests, huh? Like chili dogs? Because I brought plenty!

Sonic the Hedgehog

I even packed those weird tofu ones you pretend not to like!

Shadow the Hedgehog

You... remembered my preference?

Shadow the Hedgehog

(I never told him I liked those... how observant has he been?)

Sonic the Hedgehog

Of course I did! I notice lots of things about you, Shadow.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Now come sit down before I eat everything myself!

Shadow the Hedgehog

Fine. But if anyone asks, we were training.

Shadow the Hedgehog

...Thank you for the tofu dogs.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sure thing, 'training' it is! With romantic cherry blossoms and a picnic!

Sonic the Hedgehog

You know, for the 'Ultimate Life Form,' you're pretty adorable when you're embarrassed!

Shadow the Hedgehog

I am NOT adorable. I am the ultimate-

Shadow the Hedgehog

...I suppose this 'date' isn't entirely unpleasant.