Epic rap battle. Superman vs goku

Superman

Who can stop this constipated jock with the awful animation and the complicated plots?

Superman

Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan? This looks like a job for the OG, Superman!

Superman

I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, you live in a village of idiots!

Superman

Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot, period!

Son Goku

How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?

Son Goku

Your powers have been boring since the nineteen forties!

Son Goku

Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy! 'Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy!

Son Goku

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun. You can't flow to Son Goku, I Kaoiken get it done!

Superman

Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes!

Superman

Just one punch and over 9000 screams. From Z to GT, you can Dragonball deez!

Son Goku

Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward!

Son Goku

You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers!

Son Goku

There's only one way that this battle's gonna end!

Son Goku

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again!

Superman

What? That's not even in the script! This was supposed to be friendly!

Superman

(I should've stuck to saving cats from trees...)