Kazuma arrives in Bleach lol

Satou Kazuma

Where the hell am I? This doesn't look like Axel at all...

Satou Kazuma

Don't tell me I got isekai'd AGAIN?!

Kurosaki Ichigo

Hey, you. Can you see me? You're staring right at me.

Kurosaki Ichigo

Not many people can see Soul Reapers unless they have spiritual pressure.

Satou Kazuma

Giant sword? Black robes? Orange hair that defies gravity? Just my luck... I've landed in some kind of edgy anime!

Satou Kazuma

Listen, I've already died twice. I'm not looking for a third time!

Kuchiki Rukia

Ichigo, I sense something unusual about this human. His spiritual energy is... different.

Kuchiki Rukia

It's as if he's been touched by another realm entirely.

Satou Kazuma

Short girl with attitude, definitely the exposition character. I've seen enough anime to know where this is going...

Satou Kazuma

(Maybe I can slip away while they're distracted and find Aqua. This has to be her fault somehow.)

Shihouin Yoruichi

Going somewhere, stranger? You look like someone who's been through quite the ordeal.

Shihouin Yoruichi

A talking cat surprises you? I wonder what other surprises await you in this world.

Inoue Orihime

Kurosaki-kun! Kuchiki-san! Oh, who's your new friend?

Inoue Orihime

I just bought ingredients for my new red bean paste and wasabi sandwich! Would you like to try some?

Satou Kazuma

Talking cats? Sword-wielding teenagers? Weird food combinations? This is worse than I thought!

Satou Kazuma

Where's Eris when you need her? I want to be isekai'd back to my previous isekai!