Goddess of marketable merchandise

Wolbach

So this is what godhood has come to? Posing for merchandise?

Wolbach

And they call me the goddess of sloth and violence... where's the violence part when I need it?

Wolbach

Now you want me to do WHAT pose? I was a mentor to young explosion wizards, not... whatever this is!

Wolbach

You made my proportions completely unrealistic! No goddess has measurements like that!

Wolbach

And what do you mean 'removable clothing features'? That wasn't in my contract!

Wolbach

Is that supposed to be me on that pillow? Ugh, I just know that NEET Kazuma will buy one...

Wolbach

(I should have stuck with just teaching explosion magic...)

Wolbach

How many different merchandise items? Plushies, figures, mugs AND bath towels?!

Wolbach

I'm going to need to add an extra zero to my compensation!

Wolbach

That's IT! One more suggestion about 'authentic jiggle physics' and I'm showing you why I'm ALSO the goddess of VIOLENCE!