Drinking with tanya

Satou Kazuma

Cheers to the youngest military officer in the Empire! Way to go, you tiny warmonger!

Satou Kazuma

I still can't believe someone who looks like they should be playing with dolls is commanding actual soldiers!

Degurechaff Tanya

Thank you, though I'd prefer you address me as Lieutenant Colonel Degurechaff now.

Degurechaff Tanya

It's all about efficiency and rational decision-making. Something you could learn from, Kazuma.

Rimuru Tempest

At least you both kept your human forms when reincarnated. Try explaining military strategy when you're literally a blob of slime.

Satou Kazuma

Y'know, it's weird how all three of us got transported from Japan to completely different fantasy worlds.

Satou Kazuma

At least I didn't have to fight in a war or start as a slime... I just got stuck with a useless goddess.

Degurechaff Tanya

I didn't just fight in a war, I excelled in it! My strategic brilliance is why I'm being promoted!

Degurechaff Tanya

And I wouldn't be in this situation if it weren't for that cursed Being X!

Rimuru Tempest

Well, I built an entire nation from scratch. Not just fighting in a war, but preventing them through diplomacy.

Rimuru Tempest

And I can transform into anything I want. Beat that!

Satou Kazuma

So one of us is a military genius, another is a nation-building demon lord...

Satou Kazuma

(And I'm just a guy with weird party members who steals panties...)

Degurechaff Tanya

Don't feel bad, Kazuma. Not everyone can be blessed with tactical brilliance like me.

Degurechaff Tanya

Besides, you're paying for the drinks tonight as congratulations for my promotion. Now that's a true strategic victory!