Shark Tail Recipe: A Fishy Misunderstanding

Nanami

Shark fin, shark steak, shark tail... perfect. The rarer the ingredient, the more exquisite the dish.

Nanami

(I've been waiting for an opportunity to try authentic shark tail. And now, the perfect specimen has arrived.)

Gura

Hey guys! Who drank the last melon soda? I was saving that!

Nanami

(Just need precise measurements. One quick motion while she's distracted. This is purely for culinary science.)

Ellen

Gura! Behind you! He's got—

Gura

What the—? Are you trying to measure my TAIL?!

Gura

You want to COOK me?! Hentai! I'm not an ingredient, I'm a shark girl!

Gura

Hey Nanami! Since you were SO interested in shark tail, I made you a special dish. Go ahead, take a bite!

Nanami

This doesn't look like authentic shark tail... the texture is all wrong.

Nanami

(Is this... blue gelatin? Flavored with... fish sauce?!)

Ellen

Guess you just got served, Nanami! Next time maybe ask before trying to turn your friends into dinner!

Ellen

Your face right now is absolutely priceless! Should've seen this coming from a mile away!