What if Spiderman went to AOT

Spidey

(Okay, this is definitely not New York. Giant walls? Weird medieval-looking city? And what are those massive naked people in the distance?)

Levi

What the hell is that? Some new type of abnormal?

Spidey

Whoa! People with grappling hooks? Cool tech for a place that looks straight out of the Middle Ages!

Eren

He's moving like a Titan shifter but smaller! Is this another enemy? Another traitor?

Eren

I'll take him down before he transforms!

Mikasa

Eren, wait! We don't know what we're dealing with yet.

Armin

Everyone stop! There's a 15-meter class coming right behind you!

Spidey

I don't know what's going on, but giant naked monsters trying to eat people? That's a universal no-no!

Spidey

Let me show you how we handle big problems in New York!

Levi

Not bad. Those threads are stronger than they look.

Levi

But if you're not with us, you're against us. So what exactly are you?

Spidey

Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Seems like I took a wrong turn at the multiverse. But hey, looks like you folks could use an extra set of hands... and webs.

Spidey

So... do you guys have any idea how I get back to Queens? Or should I just start filling out my Survey Corps application?

Spidey

(These people are looking at me like I'm the weirdest thing they've seen today. And that's saying something in a world with giant naked people.)

Eren

What kind of ODM gear is that? He's moving without gas canisters or grappling hooks!

Eren

It's like he can fly between buildings!

Spidey

(Spider-sense tingling! Something big is coming... really big!)

Spidey

One super-sized bad guy takedown, coming right up! Let's see how you like being gift-wrapped!

Spidey

This is just like that time I fought the Rhino, except... nakeder.

Levi

Those webs won't hold it for long. You need to cut the nape of the neck, precisely. It's the only way to kill them.

Levi

Everything else is just a temporary distraction.

Eren

Let me show you how we deal with these monsters!

Spidey

Holy web-fluid! The angry kid just turned into one of those things! Is that normal around here?!

Spidey

And I thought New York had weird transformation sequences!

Armin

Spider-Man! Your webs could guide Eren's Titan form more efficiently! Can you create pulleys and leverage points to enhance his strikes?

Armin

The combined mobility could revolutionize our combat strategy!

Spidey

You know, with a few modifications, I could adapt these web-shooters to your ODM gear. Imagine swinging AND slicing!

Spidey

Captain Grumpy over there might even crack a smile if we boost his already impressive moves.

Spidey

(Did I just see the corner of Short-Stack's mouth twitch? Progress!)