L orders pizza in detail

L Lawliet

I would like to place an order.

L Lawliet

But first, I need to know if your establishment can accommodate some... specific requirements.

L Lawliet

I require a sixteen-inch pizza with a crust precisely 0.75 centimeters thick, baked at exactly 232 degrees Celsius for 12 minutes and 45 seconds.

L Lawliet

The dough should be kneaded counterclockwise for optimal texture. This is non-negotiable.

L Lawliet

For the sauce, I require a blend of San Marzano tomatoes harvested during a full moon, with precisely 3.5 grams of oregano, 2.7 grams of basil, and one single leaf of fresh thyme.

L Lawliet

The cheese must be a combination of mozzarella aged exactly 32 days and provolone in a 70:30 ratio, distributed in a perfect Fibonacci spiral pattern.

L Lawliet

The pizza must arrive at precisely 42.5 degrees Celsius, which is the optimal temperature for maximum flavor perception according to my calculations.

L Lawliet

Also, please cut it into 13 slices. It's for a very important case I'm working on.

L Lawliet

I've brought my own sugar cubes to place on top. Seventeen of them, arranged in the shape of the Kira symbol.

L Lawliet

The probability of this improving the taste is approximately 87%.

L Lawliet

And finally, I'll need exactly 12 packets of sweetener for my beverage. Not 11. Not 13.

L Lawliet

(If Kira were to order a pizza, I wonder what his specifications would be...)

L Lawliet

Oh. You actually made it to my specifications.

L Lawliet

The probability of you being Kira has just decreased by 3.2%.