Rejection over a burger
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Souryuu Asuka Langley
Shinji! I need to talk to you about something important.
Souryuu Asuka Langley
Don't just stand there like an idiot. Say something!
Ikari Shinji
I, um... I heard you wanted to... you know... go out sometime?
Ikari Shinji
But I can't. I already have plans.
Souryuu Asuka Langley
Plans? What could possibly be more important than going out with me?
Souryuu Asuka Langley
Who is she? Tell me right now!
Ikari Shinji
It's... it's this double cheeseburger. We have a date.
Ikari Shinji
(Why did I just say that? She's going to kill me.)
Souryuu Asuka Langley
You're... you're rejecting ME for a BURGER?!
Ikari Shinji
Well, you see, this burger has layers of flavor. The cheese, the meat, the sauce...
Ikari Shinji
It's complex but harmonious. And it doesn't call me an idiot.
Souryuu Asuka Langley
I lost to a sandwich? This is the lowest point of my entire life!
Souryuu Asuka Langley
Not even the Angel attacks were this humiliating!
Ikari Shinji
At least my burger doesn't make everything complicated...
Ikari Shinji
(I'm definitely going to pay for this later.)