Tomoko asks for Advice

Kuroki Tomoko

So, um... T-Taiga, Mikoto... how did you guys actually meet your boyfriends?

Kuroki Tomoko

(Maybe if I understand how normal girls get boyfriends, I can finally stop being such a loser...)

Aisaka Taiga

Huh? Why are you asking about that all of a sudden?

Aisaka Taiga

That idiot Ryuuji just wouldn't leave me alone! He kept trying to cook for me and clean my apartment!

Urabe Mikoto

Tsubaki tasted my drool when I fell asleep at my desk. We formed a bond through the exchange of bodily fluids.

Gotoh Hitori

D-did she just say bodily fluids?!

Gotoh Hitori

(This conversation is way too advanced for someone who can barely talk to strangers!)

Ashley Graves

I can tell you my approach! My brother Andrew and I have this special bond where—

Izumi Konata

Let me stop you right there! According to my dating sims, the childhood friend route is completely different from the brocon route!

Izumi Konata

Tomoko needs practical advice, not... whatever your situation is.

Noko Shikanoko

Wait, aren't relationships just about finding someone who doesn't mind your horns? Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, in Osaka we have this saying... a good relationship is like takoyaki. Hot on the outside, but might have a raw center if you bite too soon.

Kasuga Ayumu

Wait, that doesn't sound right... or does it?