Plan failed

Satou Kazuma

I can't believe Wiz and Yunyun recognized you instantly! All that effort for nothing!

Satou Kazuma

You're literally a different species and gender now! How did they know?!

Rimuru Tempest

I told you this would happen. Your 'make-everyone-jealous' plan was doomed from the start.

Rimuru Tempest

Being a 6'4" woman doesn't change my aura, you know.

Satou Kazuma

We can still salvage this! They might know who you are, but they don't know we're not actually dating!

Satou Kazuma

Just one kiss should be enough to make Megumin and Darkness go crazy with jealousy!

Rimuru Tempest

Let me get this straight. You want me, a Demon Lord who can destroy nations, to kiss you to make your harem jealous?

Satou Kazuma

Exactly! It's a win-win! You get to kiss the legendary Satou Kazuma, and I get to finally get some attention from those girls!

Rimuru Tempest

Or I could just turn back into slime form right now and leave you explaining to everyone why you're trying to date a puddle.

Satou Kazuma

This is so unfair! I bet Subaru never has these problems...

Satou Kazuma

(I should've asked Vanir for help instead. At least demons have reasonable demands...)