top gear when 5am

Soldier 11

Look what I snagged from Intermarché! Five-finger discount on premium ramen!

Soldier 11

They were too busy with that celebrity visit to notice me slip out.

Burnice White

Almost done with these... creative accounting methods.

Burnice White

The New Eridu tax office will never know what hit them!

Son Goku

Man, that was an awesome training session! Those Cell Juniors never stood a chance!

Son Goku

I think I might have gone a bit overboard though...

Soldier 11

Goku, weren't you supposed to be at that charity event? The "Friendly Sparring with Fans" thing?

Son Goku

Oh yeah! I thought they were all villains in training. They kept saying they were minorities in the fighting community...

Son Goku

I guess that explains why they were so weak and kept asking for autographs between punches!

Burnice White

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Burnice White

Uh, I mean... anyone up for a completely normal, non-evidence-destroying kitchen bonfire?

Soldier 11

Guys, there's a news van outside! And I think that's a tax auditor with them!

Son Goku

Don't worry! I'll just use Instant Transmission and we can continue tonight's adventures at Master Roshi's place!

Son Goku

And tonight on Dragon Ball Z: three roommates attempt to explain why they're the worst episode of Top Gear ever!