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Right then. I appear to be in some sort of... anime world?

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And I seem to have become a... girl? With white hair?

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Good lord, I look like I'm twelve! What happened to my magnificent hair?

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(Hammond and Clarkson would have a field day with this. Better not think about that.)

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Now this is properly interesting. A quantum-fusion power unit if I'm not mistaken.

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It's the most advanced piece of engineering I've ever seen. Absolutely brilliant!

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Let's see what this baby can do. Should handle better than a Dacia Sandero.

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POWEEEEEER! Oh yes! This is magnificent! 0 to 60 in 2.3 seconds!

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Oh cock. I appear to have borrowed this without permission.

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No sir, I'm not joyriding. I'm conducting a comprehensive vehicle assessment for... Top Gear New Eridu.

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And on that bombshell, it's time to end. Goodnight!