the consequences of methamphetamine consumption

Burnice White

Welcome to today's episode of New Eridu Top Gear!

Burnice White

I'm your host Burnice, and we have quite the show planned for you!

Soldier 11

I'll be testing my limits with New Eridu's famous Five-Alarm Noodle Challenge.

Soldier 11

They say no operative has finished the bowl without crying.

Burnice White

Meanwhile, I'll be testing this experimental performance enhancer that supposedly gives vehicles explosive acceleration!

Burnice White

The lab techs warned me not to try it on public streets, but where's the fun in that?

Son Goku

And I'll be visiting the New Eridu Children's Hospital to help the kids fight against their illnesses!

Son Goku

We're going to train together and show those diseases who's boss!

Soldier 11

These noodles are beyond classified heat levels! My combat training didn't prepare me for this!

Soldier 11

Need... more... water...

Burnice White

Well, that performance enhancer literally blew me away! The acceleration was... explosive, to say the least.

Burnice White

Our insurance department is going to have some questions.

Son Goku

You kids are the real fighters! Your spirit energy is even stronger than mine!

Son Goku

Remember, the strongest power comes from never giving up!

Burnice White

And on that bombshell, it's time to end. Join us next week when Soldier 11 wrestles a bear...

Burnice White

I test drive a rocket-powered unicycle, and Goku attempts to eat his body weight in ramen!