Hard drugs kids, hard drugs.

Soldier 11

What in the world? How did a tank model end up in my basement?

Soldier 11

This looks like a collector's edition! My superior officer would flip!

Mario

Hey-a Soldier! That's-a rare collectible! Mind if I come see?

Mario

I brought some-a power-up mushrooms we could share!

Soldier 11

I'm going to disassemble this model and study its structure. My unit could use this technology.

Soldier 11

The captain is going to be impressed when I reverse-engineer this thing!

Son Goku

Hey there! I sensed some powerful energy from this direction!

Son Goku

Whoa, is that a fighting machine? Can it help me train to beat this new opponent everyone's calling 'cancer'?

Mario

These-a medicinal mushrooms from the Mushroom Kingdom can help-a with many ailments!

Mario

Goku, maybe these could help-a with your fight against this-a cancer enemy!

Soldier 11

This is NOT a snack, Goku! And Mario, those aren't approved medical treatments!

Soldier 11

Why are you both in my basement anyway? This is a serious military research project!

Son Goku

So it's not a training robot? And cancer isn't actually a fighter I can punch?

Son Goku

Man, Chi-Chi was right. I really should read more books instead of just training all the time...

Soldier 11

That's it. I'm calling New Eridu HQ for backup. I can't deal with confused video game characters and anime protagonists today.

Soldier 11

Last time I buy a house without checking the basement thoroughly first...