Ferns jar gone wrong

Fern

This... won't... budge!

Fern

I specifically purchased this enchanted preservation jar for rare spell ingredients!

Stark

Need a real warrior's strength, Fern?

Stark

This looks like a job for someone with actual physical training.

Fern

Be careful with it. I spent three gold pieces on this jar.

Fern

It's supposed to be perfectly crafted...

Stark

Don't worry! Just needs a proper man's touch and—

Stark

Oh.

Stark

That wasn't supposed to happen.

Fern

My expensive jar...

Fern

Three. Gold. Pieces.

Stark

H-hey wait... Fern, what are you doing with your staff?

Fern

Zoltraak!