Trip to Russ- wait... BRAZIL?! NO NO N-

Izumi Konata

Russia! Land of snow, vodka, and those cool furry hats! I've already mapped out all the anime shops in Moscow!

Izumi Konata

Plus, I heard their gaming cafes have some rare imports we can't get in Japan!

Aisaka Taiga

Wait a minute... this doesn't say Moscow! Why does our flight say Rio de Janeiro?!

Aisaka Taiga

Who messed up the bookings?! I packed my entire winter wardrobe!

Gotoh Hitori

I-I-I'm not ready for Brazil! I researched Russian phrases for weeks! I can't handle this change of plans!

Gotoh Hitori

(What if they make me perform samba instead of rock? I don't know how to samba!)

Kasuga Ayumu

I was wonderin' why the tickets were so cheap... Did y'all know Russia and Brazil aren't even near each other? One's at the top of the map and one's at the bottom!

Kasuga Ayumu

Do ya think they have snow in Brazil too? It's a cold country like Russia, right?

Kuroki Tomoko

I-I just googled Brazil... it's all beaches and carnival and... s-s-socializing!

Kuroki Tomoko

They wear almost nothing there! We're doomed! At least in Russia we could hide under parkas!

Noko Shikanoko

So... funny story. I may have mixed up the country codes when booking. RU, BR... they look pretty similar, right?

Noko Shikanoko

But on the bright side, I packed summer clothes anyway! My horns get cold in winter...

Urabe Mikoto

I packed scissors for any climate. Adaptability is key.

Urabe Mikoto

Besides, I hear Brazilian food pairs well with... certain bodily fluids.

Ashley Graves

Ladies, this is fate! Brazil has the Amazon, beaches, and the world's best coffee!

Ashley Graves

Who needs Russian winter when we can have Brazilian summer? Adventure awaits! Now, who remembered to pack sunscreen?