Technoblade destroyer of worlds

Technoblade

Welcome to today's entertainment, where I destroy everyone who challenges my reign!

Technoblade

I hope you brought extra lives. You'll need them.

Yamada Ryo

I didn't sign up for this. I just wanted to build a bass-shaped house.

Yamada Ryo

How did I even get here...

Kasane Ted

Ryo! Circle around while I distract him with arrows!

Technoblade

You think mere projectiles can defeat ME? I've slain gods with less than what I have now!

Technoblade

The only universal language is violence, and I'm about to make a speech!

Yamada Ryo

Wait, how do I craft again? Which button was attack? This isn't like my rhythm games at all!

Kasane Ted

He's too powerful! Ryo, forget the plan! Just run!

Technoblade

All warfare is based on deception. And all of you were deceived into thinking you stood a chance.

Yamada Ryo

Next time, I'm just going to stick to making music in peaceful mode.

Yamada Ryo

At least I didn't lose my bass...