Nokia Commerical.

Rem

HI, REM HERE WITH THE INCREDIBLE NOKIA 3310!

Rem

The most indestructible cellular device ever created!

Ram

This revolutionary device features Snake II, a calculator, and the ability to survive Roswaal-sama's most destructive magic.

Ram

Unlike my sister's intelligence, this battery lasts for days.

Rem

Watch as I drop it from this height! Any other phone would shatter!

Rem

(Sister doesn't have to be so mean about my intelligence...)

Ram

Completely unharmed. Unlike the demon beasts Rem encounters, this phone cannot be destroyed.

Rem

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Observe as I throw it out this second-story window!

Ram

Still functioning perfectly. Even Barusu couldn't break this if he tried.

Ram

I suppose that makes this phone more useful than him.

Rem

All this can be yours for just 3999 gold coins! Order now!

Rem

Perfect for contacting Subaru-kun during emergencies!

Ram

We don't have cellular networks in Lugunica, Rem.

Ram

We've been selling paperweights this entire time.