Please don't stab me! - Monogatari Series

Araragi Koyomi

Wait, this is getting out of hand! I can't possibly answer that question!

Araragi Koyomi

(How did a simple hide-out turn into this bizarre situation?!)

Oshino Shinobu

Come now, my servant~ After all we've been through, is the answer not obvious?

Oshino Shinobu

Our bond transcends such trivial competitions...

Hachikuji Mayoi

Araragi-san is clearly just a pervert who can't choose! That's what makes teasing him so much fun!

Hachikuji Mayoi

Though I should warn you, I'm only interested in making you squirm, not winning your heart!

Ononoki Yotsugi

Choosing favorites is simply human nature. Even someone abnormal like myself can understand that concept.

Ononoki Yotsugi

I said with a posed look.

Araragi Koyomi

This is a trick question! No matter what I say, I'll end up dead one way or another!

Araragi Koyomi

Besides, shouldn't we be focusing on the extradimensional threat outside?!

Senjougahara Hitagi

My, what an interesting discussion I've stumbled upon.

Senjougahara Hitagi

Araragi-kun, I believe you were about to say something?

Hachikuji Mayoi

The scariest monster was outside all along!

Hachikuji Mayoi

I'd rather face the extradimensional threat!

Araragi Koyomi

Senjougahara! This isn't what it looks like! We were just playing a harmless game to pass the time!

Araragi Koyomi

The answer is you! It's always been you! Please don't stab me!