Triple Shinobu attack confusion - Monogatari series

Oshino Shinobu

What is this? Who are you two imposters?

Oshino Shinobu

How dare you take my form! I am the one and only Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade!

Oshino Shinobu

Oh please, I'm clearly the superior version. My bond with Koyomi is far deeper than yours could ever be.

Oshino Shinobu

After all, I've known him the longest.

Oshino Shinobu

Ridiculous! I'm the one who shares blood with him. Our bond transcends your petty relationships.

Araragi Koyomi

Wait, wait, wait! How is this even possible? You're all the same person!

Araragi Koyomi

Some kind of time paradox? Alternate dimensions?

Oshino Shinobu

Koyomi, tell them I'm the one you truly care for! After all, remember all those nights we've spent together?

Oshino Shinobu

Ignore her, Ka Ka. You know I'm the one who understands you best. We've been through so much together.

Hachikuji Mayoi

Araragi-san, congratulations on achieving the impossible - a harem consisting of just one girl!

Hachikuji Mayoi

Is this what they call 'loving yourself' taken to the extreme?

Araragi Koyomi

This must be some kind of punishment for my sins... or a very confusing reward?

Araragi Koyomi

Hachikuji! Don't just stand there commentating! Help me!