The blood queen.

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Wait a minute... something's different about me today.

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Did my hair get longer? And why do I suddenly have... curves?

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Huh, I've been gender-swapped. That's a new one.

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(Is this some kind of weird Dream SMP plot twist? Or did someone slip a potion into my potato farm?)

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You know what? I actually look pretty good. The Blood Queen has a nice ring to it.

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Still got the crown, still got the skills. Just a bit more flair now.

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Combat skills? Unaffected! If anything, I'm more aerodynamic now.

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I can fight AND look fabulous while doing so!

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Wait a second...

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(I didn't consider the implications of having Tommy and the others around now that I look like this.)

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If any of the boys get distracted by my backside during combat, there will be consequences.

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And by consequences, I mean I'll have to ban them... to death!

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But honestly, can you blame them? Even I'm impressed with myself.

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The Blood Queen never dies! Just gets more fabulous!