Sinder's diss track

Bao

Is this thing on? Testing, testing! The Sinder Roast Session 2023 is officially a go!

Bao

I've been waiting to drop these bars ever since I saw those leaked DMs!

Silver

These lyrics are absolutely savage, Bao! The line about her "manager-slash-boyfriend" is going to break the internet.

Silver

She really thought none of us would find out she was trash-talking everyone behind their backs.

Shylily

The beat drops here, and that's when we all come in with the chorus about her fake apology video.

Shylily

I've added those crying sound effects in the background for extra spice!

Bao

This part where we quote her own contradicting tweets side by side? Absolute genius!

Bao

(Never thought I'd be in a VTuber beef, but here we are. She deserves every bar.)

Silver

For the hook, I'm thinking something catchy like, "Sin-der, Sin-der, why you always lyin'? Got your fans all cryin', while your career's dyin'!"

Silver

It needs to be something the viewers can spam in her chat for months!

Shylily

Let's go live in five minutes. The hashtag #SinderExposed is already trending.

Shylily

I've got the stream title: "Three VTubers, One Truth: The Diss Track Sinder Deserves."

Shylily

Wait, hold up! Guys, you're not going to believe who just joined the stream.

Shylily

Check the viewer list. Is that...?

Silver

The chat is going crazy! They're all saying Sinder is watching us right now!

Silver

Look at that verified account. That's definitely her!

Bao

My mod just messaged me. She's not only watching, but she's also posting about us on her alt accounts right now.

Bao

She's trying to get ahead of the diss track by playing victim again!

Shylily

There! Username "XxSinderOfficialxX" with the verified badge. She's been watching for the past seven minutes!

Shylily

She must have gotten wind of our stream title. Classic Sinder, always lurking!

Silver

(This could have been awkward, but actually... it's perfect. Let's give her a front-row seat to her own roast.)

Silver

You know what? I think this just got a whole lot more interesting...

Bao

Ladies, we have a special guest tonight. Should we pretend we don't know? Or should we make this diss track even spicier?

Bao

I vote for turning up the heat. If she's brave enough to watch, let's be brave enough to address her directly.

Shylily

(I'm sending us a new game plan in our producer chat. This is going to be legendary.)

Shylily

Sending you both the updated lyrics now. No practice round—we're going straight to the main event!

Bao

Hello everyone watching, and a special shoutout to our VIP viewer, Sinder! Since you're here, we thought we'd deliver this message directly to you.

Bao

Hit it, Shylily! This one's called "Receipts Don't Lie But Sinder Does!"