100th Story Celebration!

Izumi Konata

Hey everyone! Guess what? We just hit our 100th story on whatif.art!

Izumi Konata

This calls for a celebration of epic proportions!

Gotoh Hitori

W-wait, are we actually allowed to talk about the site we're on? Isn't that breaking the fourth wall?

Gotoh Hitori

(Oh no, I'm probably ruining everything by mentioning it again!)

Aisaka Taiga

Who cares about walls? I'll break any wall I want! Physical, fourth, fifth - doesn't matter!

Aisaka Taiga

Besides, it's a special occasion. The rules don't apply today!

Kasuga Ayumu

If we're breaking the fourth wall... what's on the other side? Are there readers watching us right now?

Kasuga Ayumu

Do ya think they can hear our thoughts too? That's kinda creepy...

Kuroki Tomoko

Heh, 100 stories and I bet they still don't know how to write me properly. I'm way more complex than you all.

Kuroki Tomoko

(Maybe I should check if any of these stories made me popular...)

Urabe Mikoto

I wonder if the audience can taste what we taste... that would be an interesting connection.

Urabe Mikoto

Though I keep my special drool exchanges private, even from the fourth wall.

Noko Shikanoko

Let's not focus on the walls! We should be celebrating! 100 stories is amazing!

Noko Shikanoko

I wonder what adventures we'll have in the next 100?

Ashley Graves

You all realize that by breaking the fourth wall, you've just ensured this story is absolutely absurd, right?

Ashley Graves

Well, here's to 100 more stories of whatever bizarre scenarios they throw us into next!