Man, the friend group sure has grown!

Noko Shikanoko

Wow, our lunch group has really grown! I can barely find space for everyone's bentos.

Noko Shikanoko

Remember when it was just three of us last semester?

Izumi Konata

This is just like episode 47 of 'School Life Extreme' where the protagonist suddenly gets popular!

Izumi Konata

Though in that anime, they all turned out to be aliens in disguise...

Gotoh Hitori

S-so many people... I didn't prepare mentally for this much socializing today...

Gotoh Hitori

(Maybe if I eat really slowly, no one will notice me...)

Ashley Graves

So ANYWAY, in this visual novel I was playing, the protagonist discovers his childhood friend is actually his long-lost sister, but they're ALREADY dating and—

Ashley Graves

It's TOTALLY different from that other game I told you about last week! This one has vampires!

Aisaka Taiga

Can you NOT talk about your weird incest games while we're EATING?!

Aisaka Taiga

Some of us are trying to digest our food without picturing... THAT!

Urabe Mikoto

Actually, I read that saliva contains unique enzymes that can trigger emotional responses in compatible partners.

Urabe Mikoto

The exchange of bodily fluids is quite fascinating from a biological standpoint...

Kasuga Ayumu

Ya know, if ya think about it... aren't we all just collections of fluids held together by skin?

Kasuga Ayumu

Like water balloons with thoughts...

Kuroki Tomoko

W-what kind of bizarre lunch group did I join?!

Kuroki Tomoko

(Is this what popular high school girls talk about?! I'm both terrified and taking notes...)