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Wolbach
What a quaint little village. Perfect for a goddess to stretch her legs...
Wolbach
Though I doubt they've even heard of me here.
Wolbach
What in the name of all that is unholy is THAT?
Wolbach
(Those figurines... they look exactly like me. Every. Single. Detail.)
Wolbach
How did they get my measurements so precise? And is that...
Wolbach
Those are the exact black lace undergarments I'm wearing RIGHT NOW!
Wolbach
And they come with... removable clothing? This is beyond blasphemy!
Wolbach
(Should I destroy this stall with explosion magic? But they ARE quite well-crafted...)
Wolbach
You. Merchant. I am the ACTUAL goddess Wolbach, and those are unauthorized reproductions of my divine form.
Wolbach
Care to explain how you knew what color undergarments I'm wearing?
Wolbach
Actually... I must admit, these are exquisitely crafted. The attention to detail is... impressive.
Wolbach
Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. Say... 50% of your profits?
Wolbach
Pleasure doing business with you. And I'll be taking one for quality control purposes...
Wolbach
(Who knew being merchandised without consent could be so profitable? The sloth in me approves of this passive income.)