100 men vs 1 gorilla?

Izumi Konata

Hey guys, I've been thinking about something really important...

Izumi Konata

Who would win in a fight: 100 men or 1 gorilla?

Kasuga Ayumu

Hmm... are the men workin' together? Or just runnin' around all confused-like?

Noko Shikanoko

Gorillas can lift up to 10 times their body weight. That's like, 4,000 pounds.

Noko Shikanoko

One swipe and those men are toast.

Kuroki Tomoko

W-well... in a video game I played, it took a whole raid party to defeat a gorilla boss...

Kuroki Tomoko

But that's because the gorilla had a machine gun... and laser eyes...

Izumi Konata

Wait! I just thought of a better question!

Izumi Konata

Who would win: 10,000 Bocchis or ONE gorilla?

Gotoh Hitori

HUHHHH?! M-me?! Ten thousand of ME?!

Gotoh Hitori

I can barely handle being ONE of me!

Noko Shikanoko

Well, if we assume each Bocchi weighs about 45kg, and 10,000 of them rushed the gorilla simultaneously...

Gotoh Hitori

The gorilla would definitely win! We'd all just be hiding behind each other!

Gotoh Hitori

10,000 socially anxious guitarists vs. one confident gorilla is the most unfair matchup ever!