The Sparda Party

Dante

Oh man, nothing beats a good pizza after slaying demons all day!

Dante

Hey Vergil, you sure you don't want a slice? It's got extra cheese!

Vergil

I'll pass on your greasy indulgence. This suffices.

Vergil

Must you always eat so... enthusiastically?

Nero

Damn it! This boss is impossible!

Nero

Come on, come on... just one more hit!

Dante

Kid, you're doing it all wrong. You gotta use the special move when he's charging up.

Dante

(Just like his father - too stubborn to ask for help.)

Vergil

Your technique is flawed, Nero. You're being too defensive.

Vergil

Power comes from taking initiative, not reacting.

Nero

I didn't ask for your advice! I've got this!

Nero

And it's just a game, not everything needs to be a life lesson!

Dante

Now this is what I call family bonding! Pizza, games, and bickering.

Dante

Who needs demon fighting when we can fight each other, right?

Vergil

Perhaps this is... not entirely unpleasant.

Vergil

(Though I'd still prefer a proper duel to this domestic scene.)