pt 2 Monipool

Deadpool

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else on the gender spectrum!

Deadpool

Allow me to introduce the lovely, the deadly, the surprisingly self-aware... MONIKA!

Monika

Hello everyone! It's so nice to meet you all in this... hmm, what would you call this? A fanfiction?

Monika

I guess I'm breaking the fourth wall in yet another medium!

Deadpool

So here's the deal, folks. The writer of this crossover is probably sitting in their underwear right now, eating cold pizza.

Deadpool

And let me tell you, when losers write fanfiction, things get WEIRD.

Monika

I've been analyzing the code of this story, and... oh my.

Monika

The plot consistency is about as stable as my game's programming after I deleted everyone.

Deadpool

Get ready for random ninjas, convenient plot devices, and maybe even a talking chipmunk sidekick!

Deadpool

I've been in enough bad fan stories to know how this goes!

Monika

Well, I'm no stranger to manipulating a narrative. Perhaps between the two of us, we can steer this story somewhere... interesting.

Monika

(I wonder if I can access the character files here too...)

Deadpool

Holy chimichanga! According to this script, we're going to face off against... wait, is that legal to print?

Deadpool

Monika, your deletion powers might come in handy sooner than we thought!

Monika

Don't worry, Deadpool. I've already changed a few parameters in our story.

Monika

Now instead of fighting that copyright nightmare, we'll be going on a... dating simulator adventure? Well, that's more my expertise!