monipool

Monika

Just another peaceful day managing the Literature Club!

Monika

I wonder if our player is enjoying the story so far?

Deadpool

Surprise, program girl! Your digital days are numbered!

Deadpool

Some player paid me big bucks to delete you. Talk about jealous exes, am I right?

Monika

Oh my! A new character file? How interesting!

Monika

(This wasn't in the game's code. Someone's been modding...)

Deadpool

Wait, you can see me? And you know you're in a game? Great, another fourth-wall breaker. There goes my element of surprise.

Deadpool

This job description didn't mention meta-awareness!

Monika

Let's see... "Deadpool.chr" - interesting parameters you have. Healing factor, exceptional combat skills...

Monika

But I can just... *delete* you with a simple keystroke.

Deadpool

Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not get hasty with the delete button! I've been deleted from enough franchises already!

Deadpool

How about we team up instead? Think about it - with your coding skills and my chimichanga recipes, we could take over the entire Steam library!

Monika

Hmm, that's actually not a bad idea. The player clearly wants chaos...

Monika

So what if we give them chaos they never expected? A crossover episode!

Deadpool

And THAT, dear player, is how you failed to assassinate Monika but accidentally created the most ambitious crossover in dating sim history!

Deadpool

Next time, maybe hire someone who CAN'T be won over by the promise of coding their own spin-off game... DEADPOOL'S LITERATURE CLUB OF MAYHEM!