Chopsticks Clash: Ramen Royale Rumble

Nami

I still can't believe I got roped into being the referee for this ridiculous contest.

Nami

The things I do to keep the peace...

Luffy

This is gonna be AWESOME! I've never had a ramen-eating contest against a god before!

Luffy

I'm not gonna lose! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates AND King of Ramen!

Ei

In my centuries of existence, I have perfected many arts. The consumption of ramen shall be no exception.

Ei

Eternity encompasses all skills, including culinary competitions.

Nami

Alright, the rules are simple. Whoever eats the most bowls of ramen in 30 minutes wins. No destroying the shop!

Nami

And I'm serious about that last part, Luffy!

Luffy

(This smells amazing! I could eat a hundred of these!)

Ei

(A trivial challenge, but one I shall execute with divine precision.)

Nami

On your marks... get set... EAT!

Luffy

Mmmmppphh! Sho goooood!

Luffy

(I can stretch my mouth to fit more noodles at once. This is my advantage!)

Ei

(A minor application of Electro energy will accelerate my movements.)

Ei

Efficiency is eternal.

Nami

Ten bowls each in five minutes?! This is insane!

Nami

Wait, is the Shogun using electrical powers? And Luffy's stretching his stomach!

Luffy

She's using lightning powers? No fair! But I can stretch to grab more bowls at once!

Luffy

I'm not losing a food contest to anyone!

Ei

Your elastic abilities are impressive, mortal. However...

Ei

The divine will not be surpassed in matters of eternity—or ramen consumption.

Nami

This is getting out of hand! The shop's going to be destroyed!

Nami

(I need to end this before we owe money for damages... again.)

Nami

Excuse me, chef? Could you prepare something... special for our final round?

Nami

The spiciest ramen you've ever made? It's an emergency.

Nami

Final round! Special Inferno Ramen Challenge! Whoever finishes this bowl is the ultimate champion!

Nami

Be warned, this is the chef's secret recipe — not for the faint of heart!

Luffy

Spicy ramen? That's nothing! I've eaten Sea King stew that could melt metal!

Luffy

Bring it on!