Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3
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Izumi Konata
Alright troops! I've played the campaign three times, so I'm clearly the most qualified to lead our Soviet forces!
Izumi Konata
First objective: secure the ore mines to the east! Our war machine needs resources!
Kasuga Ayumu
So... these little dots are our soldiers? Are they ants? Do they get tired of walking so much?
Kasuga Ayumu
Maybe we should let them take a nap first...
Gotoh Hitori
I-I can't command an army! I can barely order food at a restaurant!
Gotoh Hitori
(Maybe if I stay perfectly still, no one will ask me to make any decisions...)
Noko Shikanoko
Did I just launch our entire nuclear arsenal? Oops...
Noko Shikanoko
That big red button was just so shiny and tempting!
Kuroki Tomoko
Finally, a chance to demonstrate my strategic genius... years of RTS games have prepared me for this moment.
Kuroki Tomoko
(People HAVE to respect me if I win this war. It's the perfect social shortcut!)
Izumi Konata
KIROV AIRSHIP REPORTING! I've always wanted to say that!
Izumi Konata
Let's crush our enemies with the power of anime AND communism!
Gotoh Hitori
W-wait, is this thing on? Um... a-advance! Or retreat? Whatever keeps you safest!
Gotoh Hitori
I'm so sorry for the confusion! Please don't hate your commander!
Kuroki Tomoko
Game over already? Too easy. I just used Osaka as a decoy while you all were panicking.
Kuroki Tomoko
Looks like I'm the only one who actually knew how to play. Who's the social outcast now?!