What? I was bored.

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Izumi Konata
Hey guys, I killed my dog because I was bored.
Izumi Konata
You should have seen the look on its face!
Gotoh Hitori
W-what?! You can't just say something like that!
Gotoh Hitori
(Is this what normal friend conversations are like? I'm not prepared for this level of social interaction!)
Kasuga Ayumu
Hmm... Don't ya need a dog first before ya can kill it? I don't remember you havin' a dog, Konata.
Kuroki Tomoko
H-heh... that's pretty dark humor... I read something similar in a manga once...
Kuroki Tomoko
(Maybe if I laugh, they'll think I'm cool and edgy too...)
Noko Shikanoko
That's not something to joke about, Konata. What game are you referencing this time?
Izumi Konata
It was the final boss in 'Legendary Dog Quest VII'! I spent three days grinding levels just to defeat that digital doggo.
Izumi Konata
The boredom was real though. Those unskippable cutscenes nearly killed ME!
Gotoh Hitori
Oh thank goodness... it was just a game reference...
Gotoh Hitori
I almost had a heart attack... I can't handle that kind of social shock!
Kasuga Ayumu
Ya know, in Osaka we had this sayin' about dogs in video games... wait, what was it again? Somethin' about digital barks havin' no bite...
Kasuga Ayumu
Or was that about bytes? Computer bytes, not dog bites...