Konata's TED Talk
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Izumi Konata
Alright, fellow socially-challenged friends! I've gathered you all here for my TED talk: "Why the Purge Would Actually Be Great for Otaku Culture!"
Izumi Konata
First reason: think of all the limited edition figurines we could... "acquire" when security systems are down!
Kuroki Tomoko
Wait, wouldn't we be the first targets during a Purge? We're not exactly athletic or intimidating...
Kasuga Ayumu
I wonder if cockroaches would participate in the Purge too... Do they have crimes they wanna commit?
Izumi Konata
Second great reason: cosplay without restrictions! Imagine carrying real weapons with your Sword Art Online outfit!
Izumi Konata
Plus, think about all the new anime that would be inspired by our Purge experiences!
Gotoh Hitori
P-please stop... I can barely handle ordering food at a restaurant! A P-Purge would literally k-kill me from anxiety before anyone else could!
Noko Shikanoko
Um, I heard weird shouting from the hallway... Is this a club meeting or are you guys planning something illegal?
Izumi Konata
Final and best reason: during the Purge, being a weird otaku would suddenly be the least concerning thing about any of us!
Izumi Konata
...Wait, you're right. We'd all die immediately. Presentation over.