CHICKEN JOCKEY :D

Luigi

M-m-mario! Did Steve just say what I think he said?!

Luigi

Everyone's going crazy! We need to get out of here!

Mario

YAHOO! CHICKEN JOCKEY! Let's-a go!

Mario

This-a reminds me of racing Yoshi!

Quackity

THIS IS MY MOMENT! CHICKEN JOCKEY SUPREMACY!

Quackity

I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS MY WHOLE POLITICAL CAREER!

Hu Tao

Wangsheng Funeral Parlor offers discount packages for chicken jockey accidents!

Hu Tao

Fifty percent off if you bring your own chicken!

Princess Peach

Everyone please! This is not proper theater etiquette!

Princess Peach

(Even Bowser's castle isn't this chaotic...)

Torako Koshi

CHICKEN JOCKEY DEMANDS FIRE! IT'S THE LAW OF HYPE!

Torako Koshi

Anko! Pass me that poster for kindling!

Anko Koshi

Torako, no! Arson is definitely crossing a line!

Anko Koshi

Noko, help me stop her before we all get banned from the theater!

Noko Shikanoko

I don't know any of these people. I'm just here for the mojang film...

Noko Shikanoko

(This is the last time I let DokiBird choose the movie outing...)